So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Just high enough for therapy.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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