I want to stick my p in your. b.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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