Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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