quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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