Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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