He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i drank out of a bidet.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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