question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He has the fingertips of a God
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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