Christians are straight up FREAKS
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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