Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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