My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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