So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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