i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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