Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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