Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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