Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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