I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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