hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Randomize