Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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