I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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