You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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