we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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