For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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