do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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