either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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