i jhust puked up my retainher.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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