Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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