hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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