so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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