Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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