covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Are my feet made of real feet?
There r osticjed everywhere
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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