We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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