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(301): View more from Maryland

this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(786): View more from Florida

hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!

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(802): View more from Vermont

Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence

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(208): View more from Idaho

I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?

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