physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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