My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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