ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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