Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was born a porn star she said
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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