I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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