Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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