He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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