Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
only you would photoshop your dick
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
