I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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