In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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