That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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