My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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