Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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