His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
