D3 body, D1 cock
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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