brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
