She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
porn star boner night. come get it.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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