im having a threesome with these popsicles
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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