you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i dont even know how to be here
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm at about main and main street
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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