I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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