It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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