Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
