sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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