Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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