Dual....:-)
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
it glows. i had to have it.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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